Poo (2005)

Once there was a Poo.

It got lost in the loo.

It looked up and there was a Do Do.

Then the Do Do went boo!

Which made Poo do a poo.

So now there’s Poo’s poo.

 

Poo’s poo did voodoo

and made Poo moo.

Poo was cut at his Poo.

So Poo stepped on his Poo

which made Poo’s poo goo.

 

Poo fell in love with a Roo

and tried to woo the Roo.

But the Roo liked Poo’s poo.

And Poo’s poo liked Roo too.

 

So Roo married Poo’s poo.

And made more Poo.

So now there’s Poo’s poo’s poo.

And that Poo’s poo’s poo…

 Is YOU!